You are now entering the deep end of the Pond. You are surely one of the coolest of the Cool. No doubt hip to the jive. You can click with the clique and clack with the pack. You are down with what's up.
Pleased to meetcha.
It's all Code Blue down here. Dive in deep. Relax and enjoy.
In the beginning, Bluegill was born a Pisces on a day of a solar eclipse in the Year of the Dragon. This fact may have had a profound effect on the life of Bluegill, but that is not known for sure. Scientists, theologians, and astrologers have debated it for years, with each proponent claiming the supremacy of their own theories. The answer lies somewhere shrouded in myth and manure.
Bluegill traveled a long and winding spiritual road, first as a Methodist, then United Methodist, Baptist, agnostic, Christian, Buddhist, Taoist, reformed Evangelical backslider, sorta Unitarian, Quaker, and slacker seeker, before discovering, rather by accident, the philosopher Benedict Spinoza, from whom Bluegill learned that Jim Morrison was right - you canNOT petition the Lord in prayer, so forget about beseeching God to send lawyers, guns and money whenever you find yourself in a heck of a jam. This revelation sent Bluegill into a depression, but a little St. John's wort took care of it. Finally, it was revealed to Bluegill that it don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that swing.
The rest is history, as they are often wont to say.
To be continued...